You jump off of Doggy and dash under Mommy. Her hands get your shoulder, but with a twist you are free and headed for the kitchen. “No Ralphie!” she shouts her vicious catch phrase. She grabs the back of your shirt and picks you up. You are now her prisoner!

1. Poop in your pants in hopes she’ll free you.

2. Cry until she hands you to Daddy who will release you in seconds.