You are Ralphie, a two-year old who has just gained consciousness as a human being. You want a cookie. Nothing will stop you, not even Mommy and Daddy who are watching TV. You are in the family room with them and Doggy is on the floor beside you.

1. Immediately make a break for the kitchen where the cookies are high atop the counter.

2. Attempt to catch a ride on Doggy.